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August 13, 2007

Thoughts on e-books and other “revolutions,” the worst-run government program in history, and why you don’t want to be in a car in Japan now

Imagine what would happen if a quarter of all Americans lived in the Washington D.C. area instead of spread out around the country from sea to shining sea. That's essentially the case in Japan, where 27% of the nation's population lives in the Greater Tokyo Area, including Tokyo, Kawasaki, Yokohama and neighboring cities. When a long holiday like the current Obon break rolls around, everyone naturally tries to get out of Dodge at the same time, which can cause frightful congestion. This morning the snaking traffic jam out of the Tokyo area was 55 km (34 miles) long, as people tried to get back to their inaka (ee-NAH-KAH, home town), or anywhere out of the concrete jungle. One of the most popular destinations for Tokyo-ites is Karuizawa (ka-roo-ee-za-wa), the charming little town in the mountains that was discovered by a Canadian Priest in 1886 as a getaway spot for foreigners and which has enjoyed a special appeal ever since. Unless you like sitting in your car for 12 hours, however, I don't advise going there right now. The rush back into Tokyo Wednesday will be even worse, as hundreds of thousands hurry home so they can get back to work on Thursday.

Keitai


One smart rule of thumb is that whenever a new product is pushed as "revolutionary," it probably won't be -- true revolutions, like TCP/IP, open email standards and Salad-in-a-Bag sort of sneak in through the back door when no one is looking. On my last flight back from the U.S. I happened to be seated next to a medium-level Sony executive, who seemed to be on a mission to show everyone on the plane his cool Sony e-book reader, which let him flip through pages of "virtual" books. If its e-books you're looking for, they may be here in Japan right now, available on the phones that people are already using. Just point your keitai (cell phone) browser to websites like EZ Book Land or Gokko and you can buy thousands of books from "light novels" aimed at the anime-and-manga crowd to steamy Harlequin Romances (yes, they have those here). There's even a whole category of novels actually written by authors using cell phones, due to a quirk of the syllabically-structured Japanese language that makes it as fast or faster to input text using a 10-key pad than on a computer keyboard. (Using a phone keypad, "arigatou" (ありがとう) would be 1992*44444111, which looks confusing but it's quite easy once you know how hiragana works.) Even major companies like Yahoo Japan are getting into the electronic novel business, adding services top help readers find this week's top-selling titles.

If there was an award for poorest administration of a government program ever, I'd like to nominate the Japanese National Pension System. The equivalent of Social Security in the U.S., the program is designed to guarantee Japanese a minimum income after requirement, but it's got a lot wrong with it. First of all, workers are "required" to make their premium payments, but since there's no mechanism to force employees of smaller companies and the self-employed to do this, millions never bother -- including some well-known politicians, a scandal which brought down a few careers when it came to light in 2004. Then there were the many wasteful projects built with pension money to "foster economic activity," like a government-built resort that no one ever uses called Green Pier. Finally, there are the estimated 50 million payments that were mishandled by the National Pension System during the computerization of the records in the 1980s, which has resulted in a huge number of people losing credit for real money they parted with years ago. The government is trying to fix the problem, but with the old records thrown away, many citizens are reciting that famous Japanese phrase, shikata ga nai (it can't be helped). This is one of those rare times when having more lawyers would really help, since Japan lacks the basic legal framework to force the government to take action and fix things before, say, pensioners start dying of old age. Taxpay- ers have found one effective way to vent their anger at the situation, at the voting box, and the election last month saw the ruling Liberal (not) Democratic (not) Party go from 64 to 37 seats. I still have to check and make sure the 4+ years I paid into the system as a salaryman teacher were counted or not.

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Here are today's "really cool products" that I thought were especially noteworthy. Note: the J-List links below may be for adult products and should probably be considered "not safe for work" (a yes/no verification screen will be displayed to filter products from our mature site). To see all the J-List products, check out J-List or the JBOX.com updated products link. We also recommend watching our "new products" RSS feed

Sabra DVD Mook -- Shoko Hamada
Sabra DVD Mook -- Shoko Hamada. Fabulous Sabra "Mook" featuring the red-hot Shoko Hamada! And it comes with a DVD, too.
Max Pink File -- Akiho Yoshizawa
Max Pink File -- Akiho Yoshizawa. There's a big trend in re-issuing the best works of popular girls who have retired, after re-mastering them to today's video standards. Here's a great new release for Akiho Yoshizawa fans.
Deep Kiss & Most Semen  -- Riko Tachibana
Deep Kiss -- Riko Tachibana. Riko Tachibana is so tall and stylish and great, but for some reason she reminds me of someone. Like a Hollywood actress. Anyone else see a similarity?
Japanese Hat -
Japanese Hat - "I Love Hentai". We have a new hat in stock for fans of "H" themes in anime, manga and dating-sim games.
Cellular Phone Leash Clip
Cellular Phone Leash Clip. Now this will keep me from losing my keys and cell phone all the time!
Inshoku Shinka ~ The Scent of Lewd Lips - Nariaki Funabori Special Illuistrations
Inshoku Shinka ~ The Scent of Lewd Lips - Nariaki Funabori Special Illuistrations. A really amazing color manga and art book, which is printed in a large format and with tons of colors.
Dengeki Layers vol. 14 Aug 2007
Dengeki Layers vol. 14 Aug 2007. Very popular cosplay magazine is in stock.
Feuerig ~ Miss Black
Feuerig ~ Miss Black. Do we have any Northern Europeans who can translate this manga title for us? I can't find anything on it. But anyway, it's really a special work, and I like the artist's penname.
Tattoo Lifestyle vol. 16 May 2007
Tattoo Lifestyle vol. 16 May 2007. If you want to know what's going on in the Japanese tattoo world right now, this is your magazine.
Lucky Cat Soap Dispenser ~ Pink
Lucky Cat Soap Dispenser ~ Pink. A cool Lucky Cat item that dispenses soap and good luck!
Piggy Mug ~ Looking for Happiness
Piggy Mug ~ Looking for Happiness. Let's go looking for happiness with this cute coffee cup.
Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Green
Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Green. A way to send a special message to someone using Hello Kitty as your messenger. Available in several colors.
Haruhi Suzumiya Bunny ver. *Black*
Haruhi Suzumiya Bunny ver. *Black* . Haruhi has never looked better than she does in her bunny suit w/ guitar. God knows, you want to buy this figure. (Sorry for the pun, couldn't resist, it's been a long update.)
Jiji A5 Graph Notebook -- Stamp Pattern
Jiji A5 Graph Notebook -- Stamp Pattern. These are two different notebooks for Jiji the Cat fans, and boy are they cool looking.
Xylitol +X Gum -- Magic Kiwi Flavor
Xylitol +X Gum -- Magic Kiwi Flavor. Kiwi Fruit flavor. (Not Kiwi, as in the bird from New Zealand.)
Every Burger
Every Burger. This is one of my personal favorite items, a chocolate and cookie hamburger that's fun to eat.
Hello Kitty DX Ice Cube Tray
Hello Kitty DX Ice Cube Tray. Back in stock, our favorite ice cube tray ever!



It was hot again this weekend and our house is still all torn up (although it's almost done), so we went up to our place in Karuizawa to relax before the Obon crowds really got bad. Here you see a lot of cars and motorcycles at the Save-On convenience store.



View of Mt. Asama, the really big volcano.



My breakfast was less than traditional, being comprised of Miso Soup and Count Chocola that I'd brought back from the States.



Time to head back. We always try to buy somethiing from the old couple who runs this little shop (really, they fill the vending machine out front), since they look like they could use the business.



Always nice to have a "Navi" when taking a road trip.



This is my favorite drink in the world, essentially a carbonated health drink by Coca-Cola that tastes like vitamins, but I like it for some reason anyway.

August 12, 2007

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Green

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Green


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little red kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the fantastically positive message "Let's get started". Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono. Board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need Hello Kitty to light a fire under your butt. This version has the green background and purple fabric. Note: the reverse...

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Yellow

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Yellow


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little purple kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the fantastically positive message "You'll be the happiest person in the world." Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono. Board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need this lucky power boost. This version has the yellow background and chirimen fabric. Note: the...

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little purple kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the fantastically positive message "Flowers bloom in a rain garden". Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono. Board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need this lucky power booster. This version has the pink background and red chirimen fabric. (More like this...

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Yellow

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Yellow


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little purple kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the fantastically positive message "You'll be the happiest person in the world." Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono. Board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need this lucky power boost. This version has the yellow background and chirimen fabric. Note: the...

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Green

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Green


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little red kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the fantastically positive message "Let's get started". Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono. Board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need Hello Kitty to light a fire under your butt. This version has the green background and purple fabric. Note: the reverse...

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little purple kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the fantastically positive message "Flowers bloom in a rain garden". Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono. Board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need this lucky power booster. This version has the pink background and red chirimen fabric. (More like this...

August 1, 2007

Thoughts on flying to Japan, comparing sports and sexy waitresses, and more oddities of written Japanese

Well, I've completed my return journey, and am safely back in Nihon. Whenever people hear I'm flying across the Pacific they usually assume it's a really horrible experience, however I'd say it can actually border on pleasant. With the amount of entertainment choices available to me as a modern traveler, from the new Harry Potter book to my MacBook loaded with games and movies to the shiny new iPhone I couldn't resist buying (I'm very happy for that "prepaid" hack that lets you use the phone without signing up for the two year contract), I was doing just fine. Since there are no connections involved, it's a lot more convenient flying to Nihon than the three planes I had to take when traveling to Baltimore, for example.



It's funny how some of the differences between Nihon and the U.S. turn out not to be all that different at all. For example, when I first got to Nihon it seemed peculiar to me that sports teams were usually named after companies instead of cities, e.g. the Yomiuri Giants, named for the giant Yomiuri newspaper company, or the Hanshin Tigers, owned by the Hanshin (which means "Kobe and Osaka" in case you were curious) railroad line. But after proper reflection, is this custom really any different from the trend of American stadiums being branded with corporate names, like Qualcomm Stadium and Petco Park in San Diego? Not really. Nihon is certainly a country that has a different dynamic at work when it come to sex, and I've met gaijin in Nihon who were less than happy about restaurants like the famous Anne Miller's that have built a name for themselves around extremely attractive waitresses dressed in sexy "push-up" waitress uniforms. And yet, this really isn't any different than what you can see at any Hooters or similar places in the U.S. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the core idea for the Anne Miller's uniforms (roughly equivelent to the Playboy Bunny in terms of general cult status here) were directly "inspired" from the classic St. Pauli's Girl from the beer ads, since they look very similar.

I talked last time about words like meganekko (眼鏡っ子), a word which means "girls with glasses" and which is pronounced "meh-ga-neh-KKO," with a short pause where the double "k" goes. When properly written in hiragana, the "basic" writing system of Nihonese, this short pause is called a "small tsu," essentially the kana character read "tsu" written at half size (i.e., っ as opposed to つ). Linguistically it's called a glottal stop, and while many languages have them, it's peculiar to find a language that has a written character for the sound. Usually expressed in the Roman alphabet with double consonants, some words that have this brief pause include gakkou (gah-[small pause]-KOH, school), nattou(nah-[small pause]-TOH, fermented soybeans) and matcha (mat-[small pause]-CHA, green tea). For anyone interested in learning to read Nihonese, one reason I recommend textbooks or flashcards that only feature hiragana, katakana and kanji as opposed to romanized Nihonese is, forcing yourself to learn the actual characters that the Nihonese use not only helps you learn to read better, it also helps your Nihonese pronunciation, since the rules of English (like silent 'e' and all that) will only trip you up when trying to pronounce words correctly.

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Here are today's "really awesome products" that I thought were especially noteworthy. Note: the J-List links below may be for adult products and should probably be considered "NWS." To see all the J-List products, check out J-List or the JBOX.com updated products link.

Sabra Magazine 012 July 2007
Sabra Magazine 012 July 2007. Sabra is always a pleasure to post on J-List.
New Half Club vol. 54
New Half Club vol. 54. For fans of this popular Nihonese fetish.
Ultra Jump May 2007
Ultra Jump May 2007. New issue of Ultra Jump, with 400 massive pages of top manga for you.
Welcome to Hinamezawa
Welcome to Hinamezawa. A really innovative ero DVD release that's a mystery based on a popular game and manga.
Nagikaze ~ Calm Wind -- Eri Nishida
Nagikaze ~ Calm Wind -- Eri Nishida. This is Eri-chan's latest photobook, and she is really worth looking at.
Hare Hare SOS Dan II ~ 2
Hare Hare SOS Dan II ~ 2. Dynamite item for Haruhi fans who are also "sukebe."
Cosmode 016 ~ Costume Model Magazine
Cosmode 016 ~ Costume Model Magazine . Get into your costume mode with Cosmode!
Figumate Melanchory of Haruhi Suzumiya vol.2 -- Individual
Figumate Melanchory of Haruhi Suzumiya vol.2 -- Individual. Haruhi figures that are so cute, you will want ot own them all.
Swing-Style vol. 1 ~ Swing Style 1
Swing-Style vol. 1 ~ Swing Style 1. Yui Toshiki has a new manga -- yay!
Sakura Small Plate ~ Blue
Sakura Small Plate ~ Blue. An attractive sakura-themed plate for your kitchen.
Lucky Daruma Cat Statue
Lucky Daruma Cat Statue. Cool item for Lucky Cat and Daruma fans.
Nihonese Tapestry ~ Sake is Awesome!
Nihonese Tapestry ~ Sake is Awesome! Sake is truly awesome. Proclaim it with this fun wall hanging.
No Smoking/No Drinking Coin Bank
No Smoking/No Drinking Coin Bank . Quit smoking or drinking with this effective coin bank.
Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink
Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink. Fun way to leave messages to friends the Sanrio Way.
Nihonese Sake Brand
Nihonese Sake Brand "Scissors Bag" w/ Carabiner ~ Otoko-Yama -- Black. Show the world you love sake with this stylish canvas bag. I use one of these to hold my wallet and other important documents, and attach it to my keys with the carabiner. It's quite handy.
Rudy 1/7 Figure Illustrated by Shunya Yamashita
Rudy 1/7 Figure Illustrated by Shunya Yamashita . New figure from Shunya Yamashita, who is fast becomming Nihon's #1 illustrator and sexy model maker.
Shinagawa-Maki -- Long Seaweed Cracker Roll
Shinagawa-Maki -- Long Seaweed Cracker Roll. Yummy seaweed cracker treat.

July 31, 2007

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Pink


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the whimsically chummy message "You feel me?" (Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono). The board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need this comforting message. This version has the pink background and red chirimen fabric. (More like this)    

Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Blue

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Hello Kitty Happy Message Board ~ Blue


A beautifully cute Hello Kitty Happy Message board, with your host, the effervescent Kitty herself, in a little yellow kimono, presenting you with a high quality chirimen fabric on a round board with the fantastically positive message "Tomorrow is another day, with another wind." (Chirimen fabric is the same fabric used for making kimono). The board has a string attached so you can hang it anywhere you need this positive reminder. This version has the sky blue background and purple chirimen...
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