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February 28, 2007

On the relationship of foreigners and the Japanese, the “gaijin samurai” and an unexpected crime wave in Japan

All countries have foreigners living in their midst, whether its a Swedish college student working for a season at a ski resort in Arizona or an Iranian assembling windshield washer motors at a factory in Nagoya. Nihon's 1.6 million foreigners currently make up around 1.5% of the population here, which sounds like a lot until you consider that the foreign-born populations of countries like Germany and the U.S. is 9% and 11%, respectively. As you probably know from reading J-List, the Nihonese word for foreigner is gaijin (GUY-jihn) which could also be translated as "outsider" since the characters literally mean "outside-person." Because the word can carry negative connotations, you'll always hear the more polite word gaikokujin or "outside-country-person" used on the NHK news and in formal situations. Nihon's first encounter with Westerners came in 1543, when Portuguese sailors washed up on Tanegashima, an island near Kyushu. To the Nihonese, these foreigners were Bigfoot-sized giants, disgustingly unhygienic and very hairy, and they were called Namban (Southern Barbarians) and thought to be the embodiment of Tengu, legendary long-nosed spirits who lived in the mountains and who loved to cause havoc. We do, don't we?

Tengu mask


One of the most influential foreigners in Nihonese history would have to be William Adams, an Englishman who arrived in Nihon with a Dutch ship in 1600 and who was befriended by Ieyasu Tokugawa, the third of the three unifiers of Nihonese history. Adams' arrival was good timing for Tokugawa, who put the 19 cannon on the ship to good use at the Battle of Sekigahara, the watershed victory that made him the Shogun (military general) of all Nihon and ended Nihon's Warring States Period. Adams showed the Nihonese how to build the first Western-style ships, and freely shared his knowledge of astronomy and navigation. As he rose in rank in the service of the Shogun, he eventually became his personal advisor and translator. In thanks for his service, he was made the only gaijin samurai in history, given honorary swords and a fief with retainers in present-day Yokohama. If you've read your James Clavell, you know that this is the basis for the book Shogun.

Nihon is experiencing an unexpected crime wave, as the rising cost of metals is causing unsavory elements of society to steal anything that's not nailed down. All throughout the Kanto area there are reports of metal pipes, aluminum siding, wires and other metal objects being stolen from homes, factories and other public places, presumably for shipping for sale to hot markets like China. Even something so lowly as the steel gratings on roads are in demand, and yesterday our city was on the national news when it was reported that sixteen heavy grates had been stolen over the past few days. Additionally, there's been a rash of thefts of traditional solid copper fire bells that are hung outside at Nihonese fire stations, some of which are more than 100 years old. We hope the culprits are caught soon.

J-List sells a line of unique Nihonese-themed T-shirts, warm hoodies and embroidered hats, with wacky and fun original designs on them. Today we've got a new T-shirt that celebrates one of my favorite things, Nihonese beer, with a wacky parody logo that looks great. Let everyone know you love delicious Nihonese beer with this wacky new J-List T-shirt.

Neon Genesis Evangelion, the ground-breaking japanese animation series from 1995, is popping up everywhere here in Nihon. The Nihonese post office has even gotten Eva fever with a rare issuing of Evangelion stamps featuring characters from the series. We've managed to get our hands on some of these stamp sets, for fans looking for something really special to add to their collection, on the site now!

Here are today's "really awesome products" that I thought were especially noteworthy. Note: the J-List links below may be for adult products and should probably be considered "NWS" (a yes/no verification screen will be displayed to filter products from our mature site). To see all the J-List products, check out J-List or the JBOX.com updated products link.

Mini Skirt Illustrated DVD vol. 86 ~ Minisuka DVD Dec 2006
Mini Skirt Illustrated DVD vol. 86 ~ Minisuka DVD Dec 2006. Great item for leg, stocking, and mini-skirt fans. Comes with a DVD!
Gay Erotic Art in Nihon vol. 2 ~ Transitions of Gay Fantasy in the Times
Gay Erotic Art in Nihon vol. 2 ~ Transitions of Gay Fantasy in the Times. This is quite a book, for fans interested in exploring Nihon's traditional gay erotic art.
Hitomi no Lesson 123 -- Hitomi Ito
Hitomi no Lesson 123 -- Hitomi Ito. Super cute gymnastics idol in her new photobook.
Zenra Lady's Clinic
Zenra Lady's Chiropractic Clinic. Great new Zenra title from SOD. We just love this concept.
The Sportful Exercise
The Sportful Exercise. There's a big base of fandom for cosplay, and here's a collection of four gorgeous girls in sports-related outfits, including leotards.
Neon Genesis Evangelion Stamp Set *Rare Limited Edition
Neon Genesis Evangelion Stamp Set *Rare Limited Edition . Evangelion stamps, available now only.
Nihonese T-shirt - Nihonese Beer (Men's standard)
Nihonese T-shirt - Nihonese Beer (Men's standard). I love Nihonese beer, and now we've got a T-shirt that lets the whole world know this!
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION CHARACTERS TYPE-F -- Full Set *Set of 5*
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION CHARACTERS TYPE-F -- Full Set *Set of 5*. Cool new Eva figures, now in stock.
Momoko Doll ~ Love, Yukata Summer
Momoko Doll ~ Love, Yukata Summer. Another Momoko Doll, a large-scale doll featuring a beautiful kimono figure.
Seeing Kyoto
Seeing Kyoto. Excellent Nihonese photobook of Kyoto that's also filled with English explanations of Nihon's most amazing city.
Comic AG Super Erotic Manga Anthology vol. 51
Comic AG Super Erotic Manga Anthology vol. 51. New issue of Comic AG, now featuring one of my favorite manga, the Spirit of Capitalism (!).
Pocky Decore -- Chocolate
Pocky Decore -- Chocolate. New Pocky flavor, yum! This is the very thick, rich Decorer Pocky.
Puchi Blythe -- Shy Bear ~ Tip Toe
Puchi Blythe -- Shy Bear ~ Tip Toe. Blythe is back on J-List with a awesome new doll that's so stylish.
Cinnamoroll with Magnet ~ White
Cinnamoroll with Magnet ~ White. Cinnamoroll is cute Sanrio character that's part rabbit, part cinnamon roll (?).
Takoyaki Maker Set
Takoyaki Maker Set. Score! We've gotten in the awesome takoyaki makers back for you again, by massive customer request.
Hello Kitty Emblem - Chrome Plastic
Hello Kitty Emblem - Chrome Plastic. Now you can turn your car into a Hello Kitty Limited Edition, just like they have in Nihon.
My Neighbor Totoro Deluxe Cuckoo Clock
My Neighbor Totoro Deluxe Cuckoo Clock. Back in stock -- one of my all-time favorite J-List products ever.
Hello Kitty DX Ice Tray
Hello Kitty DX Ice Tray. Also back on the site, the best-selling Hello Kitty Ice Cube Trays
Neko Bus *Knitting* Doll -- Totoro
Neko Bus *Knitting* Doll -- Totoro. We've restocked those awesome hand-knit style Totoro plush toys, too.

February 26, 2007

Japan as the land of the middle class, thoghts on Japan and Krispy Kreme, and fun Japanese things you can put on your car

Nihon is nothing if not the land of contradictions. On the one hand, society has been organized in a vertical structure that puts barriers of politeness in place, resulting in top-down relationships that shuffle more respect to higher-level individuals (senpai, sensei, etc.) while requiring them to play their part by providing guidance and leadership to those younger than them, picking up the tab at restaurants, and so on. On the other hand, the Nihonese have managed to achieve what Marx and Lenin could not, creating a society where 90% or more of the people consider themselves to be part of the same equal social group, in this case Nihon's sprawling middle class. It's not exactly clear to my gaijin mind why someone driving a BMW 750i would go out of their way to consider themselves in the same group as those of us of lesser means, but for the most part Nihonese of all income levels seem to strongly identify with the middle class. While everyone feeling like they're all part of one big happy in-group is certainly a good thing overall, there are some downsides, too. For example, one of the reasons there are so many "personal finance" (loan shark) companies like ACOM, Promise and Lake, which loan money at 20-30% to people who should know better, is that their customers seem to have a desire to "keep up with the Yamadas" and buy things they don't need to reassure themselves that they're not falling outside the main economic group. The cover of the current Nihonese Newsweek has a feature article dealing with this strange phenomenon, entitled "it's okay to live a class-differentiated society, Nihon!"

Nihonese Krispy Kreme


One observation I've made before about Nihon is that it generally seems to follow a decade or so behind the U.S., with many aspects of society appearing in Nihon about ten years after making their debut in the States. Everything from the revolution in e-commerce to laws curbing smoking in public places seems to get started in the U.S. then make its way over to Nihon after a several-year delay. Quite a few businesses that are successful in Nihon merely watched for new trends to emerge in the U.S. -- like home pizza delivery or NetFlix -- and brought the ideas to market locally before the original company could set up shop here. Perhaps the next trend in ideas being imported from the U.S. will be food-related. A couple of weeks ago, I went to Tokyo and happened to pass the new Krispy Kreme doughnut shop that I'd heard had been built in Shinjuku's south side. I didn't think it would be that popular, though, and I was bowled over by the massive press of people waiting two hours or more for their turn to buy. The sight of slender, stylish Tokyoites carrying three dozen doughnuts back the office was also new to me.

The Nihonese have some interesting customs when it comes to driving. When waiting at an intersection, it's considered polite to turn your headlights down (put them in "park" mode) so that you don't blind the person in front of you. When someone lets you in front of them, you flash your emergency lights at them twice to say "thank you." And around our city, young men with nothing to do at night will drive around the train station looking for girls in cars, and when they see them they flash their high beams in a gesture that seems to mean "let's go get some coffee together" (an act which is called nampa, apologies to people in Nampa, Idaho). Another interesting car-related thing they do in Nihon is the "Beginner's Mark," a green-and-yellow sign that newly licensed drivers must put on their cars for the first year that lets other cars know that the driver may not have as much experience as a full-fledged driver, and presumably give them a wider berth on the road. Similar to this is a Senior Citizen's Mark, an orange-and-yellow sign that older drivers can put on their car (with either magnetic or suction-cup attachment), a way to let other drivers know they should give you the respect you deserve and get out of your way. I like to imagine the confusion in the minds of Nihonese people when they wonder why these only-found-in-Nihon signs are being displayed on cars in the U.S. -- which is why we sell both on the site, of course.

J-list carries virtually every PC dating-sim game available in English, and we're always happy to see customers discover the interesting and dramatic world of Nihon's "H" gaming culture. We also license and publish "doujin" CG collections, which are created by artists for sale at the legendary Comic Market doujinshi convention held twice a year at Tokyo Big Sight. We're happy to report that two of our popular collections are now available as Internet Download Editions, so fans who missed out on these great collections can get them again. First there's Dream World II, a breathtakingly beautiful collection of several separate releases by Nihonese artist Kobayashi Yuji that parodies the characters of Evangelion and more. Then enjoy all three of our previous Creamy Angel CD-ROM releases available as an Internet Download, a staggering gigabyte of top "H" artwork by Nihonese illustrator Mashitaka, including his speciality of Ah! My Gpeculiaress futanari (um, wow).

Remember that the summer japanese animation conventions are not that far off, and what better way to wow 'em at the shows this year than wearing your very own authentic Nihonese high school uniform. J-List has an exclusive arrangement with the famous Matsukameya of Nagoya, a company that brings real high school uniforms to fans all around the world. Here's how to order: check the site for the type of uniform you'd like (we've got several styles of uniforms for girls, and a standard gakuran school uniform for guys, too), and find which size is closest to your body measurements on the chart. Then submit your order, and we'll get your new high school uniform off to you as soon as its delivered to us by the company.

Here are today's "really awesome products" that I thought were especially noteworthy. Note: the J-List links below may be for adult products and should probably be considered "NWS" (a yes/no verification screen will be displayed to filter products from our mature site). To see all the J-List products, check out J-List or the JBOX.com updated products link.

Mecha Ii -- Yuna Takizawa
Mecha Ii -- Yuna Takizawa. One problem with writing Nihonese in romaji (the Roman alphabet) is that you get pronounciation errors, like "mecha" (prounounced 'meh-CHA' meaning 'fuckin') which looks like "mecha" (the stuff from Gundam and Macross). Oh well.
Hip Complex Part 2
Hip Complex Part 2. A nice photobook by Shinkosha, the people who really know their "hips" (which is what they call the "ass" in Nihonese).
Double Happy ~ Dabu Hapi -- Aki Hoshino
Double Happy ~ Dabu Hapi -- Aki Hoshino. Double Happy! Aki Hoshino has become a world-class star, and she's appearing everywhere in Nihon today. Unlike many former gravure (bikini) idols however, she still likes to show off what she's got, which makes us happy.
Female Announcer Nakadashi 20 Times -- Arisa Kanno
Female Announcer Nakadashi 20 Times -- Arisa Kanno. Another woman who makes me think, what the hell is she doing in this line of work? Grat for fans of "nakadashi."
Swimsuit 4 Hour Special
Swimsuit 4 Hour Special. The Nihonese are very much in touch with their fetishes, and here's one for fans of girls in performance swimsuits.
Getsumen Touheiki Miina -- Full Set *Set of 5*
Getsumen Touheiki Miina -- Full Set *Set of 5*. Got the killer Gashapon toys of the japanese animation that appeared in Densha Otoko -- an japanese animation appearing inside a drama, awesome!
Replicant vol. 27 Winter 2007
Replicant vol. 27 Winter 2007. Killer new japanese animation figure magazine, filled with pictures of great figures -- I especially loved the Haruhi Suzumiya stuff in this issue, wow!
Nobu: The Cookbook
Nobu: The Cookbook. This looks like a great item -- an English cookbook featuring the famous recipes of Nobu, a Nihonese chef from New York with many famous friends.
Momoko Doll ~ Dash! After School
Momoko Doll ~ Dash! After School. A high school girl doll that's very doll and beautifull put together.
Senior Citizen Mark (Magnetic Type)
Senior Citizen Mark (Magnetic Type). Increase visitibility and confuse Nihonese drivers with this rare item.
Nihonese Soup Bowl -- Tortoiseshell ~ Brown
Nihonese Soup Bowl -- Tortoiseshell ~ Brown. Enjoy delicious miso soup with this handy soup bowl set.
Cinnamoroll Hand Puppet
Cinnamoroll Hand Puppet. Kawaii! A cute little Cinnamoroll hand puppet plush toy!
Re-ment Fresh Kaiten Sushi *Petit Sample*
Re-ment Fresh Kaiten Sushi *Petit Sample*. Wow! New Re-Ment set -- miniature sushi! This stuff looks so good I wanted to eat sushi all day.
Kuromi Memo Pad -- Gothic My Melody
Kuromi Memo Pad -- Gothic My Melody. Sanrio's most gothic character, in a cute notepad for you.
Gothic My Melody
Gothic My Melody "Kuromi" Pen Case. Also, a Kuromi pen case, which you can put just about anything in.
Kirarin Revolution B5 Note Book *A
Kirarin Revolution B5 Note Book *A. More Kirarin Revolution products, with artwork so kawaii it could only be descrbed as "desperately cute."
Dream World II: Plagiarism ~ Original CG gallery for adult only
Dream World II: Plagiarism ~ Original CG gallery for adult only. Nice to have Dream World as an Internet Download. Gorgeous collection of (barely) erotic Evangelion artwork by Nihonese artists.
Nihonese Swimsuit
Nihonese Swimsuit. In addition to the high school uniforms we sell from Nihon, you can get those killer swimsuits too.
Creamy Angel Collection vol. 1-3
Creamy Angel Collection vol. 1-3. We're also posting the Creamy Angel series, long out of print, for you. The guy is rather good at, er, Ah! My Gpeculiaress futanari art.
Driving Beginner's Mark
Driving Beginner's Mark. Show everyone you're into Nihon with this awesome Beginner's Mark, a magnetic sticker you stick to your car's metal surface. Not only will you surprise any Nihonese who see you, you'll increase how car's visibility.



Lots and lots of people in line...



Wow, even more people. The line goes all the way down to Tokyu Hands.



Is this the beginning of the end of all those slender Nihonese girls that I like so much? [_][_];;



There's so much strange English around me I don't even notice it. But for some reason I felt I had to capture "Gutsy Repair" for all of you.



You may remember that I collect photographs of the little metal "life advice" signs that the local PTA put up about 20 years ago. I found a new one that's great for my daughter: 忠告も君を思う親心, chuukoku mo kimi o omou oya-gokoro, possibly translatable as "Giving advice and warnings to one's children is part of showing our love for them as parents, even if they think we're just yelling at them."

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